Jencaero
Happy Noodle Boy Rox!
Girlgenius257 (2:32:48 PM): I..
Girlgenius257 (2:32:48 PM): I improve on misquotation.
Cary Grant
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think
of Him as somewhat of a recluse. Emily Dickinson
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to
laugh. Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
Girlgenius257 (2:33:02 PM): Im bored... looking at
quotations... haha
Afipunkgodess (2:33:30 PM): lol
Afipunkgodess (2:33:31 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:34:05 PM): In Hollywood a marriage is a
success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose
in life.
Robert Pante
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Afipunkgodess (2:34:42 PM): lol i love those
Afipunkgodess (2:34:45 PM): theyre sad in a way tho
Afipunkgodess (2:34:45 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:34:50 PM): yeah
Girlgenius257 (2:34:54 PM): Millions long for immortality
who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy
Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen
and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison.
Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in.
And so easy to build, too.
Henrik Ibsen (1828 - 1906), "The Master builder", 1892,
act 3
Girlgenius257 (2:35:31 PM): The Quotations Page: Random
Quotations
Girlgenius257 (2:35:45 PM): these are great
Girlgenius257 (2:36:10 PM): Once we believe in ourselves,
we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any
experience that reveals the human spirit.
e.e. cummings
It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that
the Lord just has to smile on it.
Josh Billings
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a
baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Unknown
Girlgenius257 (2:36:18 PM): I took a speed reading course
and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves
Russia.
Woody Allen
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of
humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.
Andre Maurois
Girlgenius257 (2:36:42 PM): sorry... Im having too much
fun w/that :-P
Afipunkgodess (2:37:23 PM): lol
Afipunkgodess (2:37:24 PM): haha
Girlgenius257 (2:37:30 PM): There is no such thing as will-
power as understood and used by many people. Therefore, to
expect someone to change a habit or belief by the force of
will-power is unrealistic. The reality is everything we do
is an act of will. Such as, a person who is a habitual
smoker, who tries to stop using his will-power and can't.
The reason is his will to smoke is stronger than his will
not to smoke.
Girlgenius257 (2:37:57 PM): My past is my wisdom to use
today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in
the present because that is where life resides.
Afipunkgodess (2:38:32 PM): lol
Afipunkgodess (2:38:36 PM): those are so copol
Girlgenius257 (2:38:40 PM): Criticism is the disapproval
of people, not for having faults, but having faults
different from your own.
isn't that great? thats so true
Girlgenius257 (2:38:44 PM): yeah
Afipunkgodess (2:39:11 PM): yea
Afipunkgodess (2:39:14 PM): its cool
Afipunkgodess (2:39:16 PM): i like those
Afipunkgodess (2:39:17 PM): therye good
Girlgenius257 (2:39:22 PM): yeah me too
Girlgenius257 (2:40:25 PM): We forfeit three-fourths of
ourselves in order to be like other people.
Girlgenius257 (2:40:39 PM): that one is SO true..... see
it every single day
Afipunkgodess (2:40:41 PM): cool not me
Afipunkgodess (2:40:43 PM): lol i see it
Afipunkgodess (2:40:48 PM): but im not it i hope
Girlgenius257 (2:40:54 PM): yeah not me but alot of people
do
Girlgenius257 (2:41:01 PM): to an amazing extent
Afipunkgodess (2:41:01 PM): oh yes
Girlgenius257 (2:41:43 PM): Freedom of speech and freedom
of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And
there is no freedom of thought without doubt.
Afipunkgodess (2:42:37 PM): awesome
Girlgenius257 (2:43:08 PM): Example is not the main thing
in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Girlgenius257 (2:43:20 PM): yes it is
Girlgenius257 (2:43:34 PM): Jason would like that
Girlgenius257 (2:44:19 PM): Men heap together the mistakes
of their lives and create a monster they call destiny.
Afipunkgodess (2:45:08 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:45:11 PM):
INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil
for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of
his enemies. The introduction attains its most malevolent
development in this century, being, indeed, closely
related to our political system. Every American being the
equal of every other American, it follows that everybody
has the right to know everybody else, which implies the
right to introduce without request or permission. The
Declaration of Independence should have read thus:
Girlgenius257 (2:45:21 PM):
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are
created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with
certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and
the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting
upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances;
liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to
one another without first ascertaining if they are not
already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of
another's happiness with a running pack of stranger
Girlgenius257 (2:45:29 PM): oh wait
Afipunkgodess (2:45:31 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:45:43 PM):
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are
created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with
certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and
the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting
upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances;
liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to
one another without first ascertaining if they are not
already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of
another's happiness with a running pack of strange
Girlgenius257 (2:45:45 PM): there
Girlgenius257 (2:46:10 PM): PROVIDENTIAL, adj.
Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so
describing it.
Girlgenius257 (2:47:17 PM): Democracy means that anyone
can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow
up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner
as it is spread.
Richard Armour
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I
don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)
Afipunkgodess (2:47:25 PM): awesome!
Afipunkgodess (2:47:25 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:47:29 PM): So of cheerfulness, or a good
temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of
a shoe the horse was lose; and for the want of a horse the
rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy,
all for the want of care about a horseshoe nail.
Benjamin Franklin
Girlgenius257 (2:47:31 PM): yeah
Girlgenius257 (2:47:34 PM): which one
Girlgenius257 (2:48:06 PM): I like the rumor thing.. and
vice president... haha
Afipunkgodess (2:48:53 PM): yeah
Afipunkgodess (2:48:55 PM): theyre all godo
Afipunkgodess (2:48:57 PM): *good
Girlgenius257 (2:49:21 PM): I read a book where this girl
said "There are no adults in high school. There are
students like you and me. And then there are teachers.
Know what they say about teachers?
Girlgenius257 (2:49:52 PM): Those who don't grow up,
teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't
teach gym become prinicipals."
Girlgenius257 (2:50:11 PM): I don't know if thats true at
all schools but I thot it was funny...
Afipunkgodess (2:50:36 PM): lol yeah
Afipunkgodess (2:50:40 PM): lol
Afipunkgodess (2:50:41 PM): haha
Girlgenius257 (2:51:11 PM): In each human heart are a
tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of
character is due to their unequal activity.
Afipunkgodess (2:51:28 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:51:30 PM): It is what we learn after we
think we know it all, that counts.
Girlgenius257 (2:51:47 PM): The best defense against the
atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Girlgenius257 (2:52:09 PM): Im having so much fun with this
lol
Girlgenius257 (2:52:49 PM): There is no such thing as a
natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever
natural, since his presence calls the world into question.
All men must die: but for every man his death is an
accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an
unjustifiable violation.
Afipunkgodess (2:53:14 PM): cool
Girlgenius257 (2:53:21 PM): yeah
Girlgenius257 (2:54:03 PM): ooh Ive heard this one
somewhere
He drew a circle that shut me out --
Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout.
But Love and I had the wit to win:
We drew a circle that took him in.
Girlgenius257 (2:54:40 PM): Only those who have the
patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the
skill to do difficult things easily.
Author Unknown
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that
life is serious.
Brendan Gill
Girlgenius257 (2:54:51 PM): HA! I love that last one :-)
Girlgenius257 (2:55:15 PM): DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent
literary device for cramping the growth of a language and
making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is
a most useful work.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is
finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly
for people who can never remember where they have left
things.
Woody Allen
Afipunkgodess (2:56:35 PM): lol
Girlgenius257 (2:57:06 PM): If I had to choose between
betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I
should have the guts to betray my country.E. M. Forster
Girlgenius257 (2:57:17 PM): that's great
altho a hard choice