Quixote

The Incredible Yes
2002-04-19 00:29:20 (UTC)

join us

I am starting a secret society, known as the Suepahflies.
Like the Freemasons, this organization will be exclusive and
cloaked in mystery and power. Membership will be strictly
controlled. If you wish to be considered, please submit
answers to the following screening questions.

1. The greatest James Bond of all time was:
a. Pierce Brosnan
b. Sean Connery
c. The guy after Sean Connery
d. Billy Idol

2. Free time is best spent:
a. nude skydiving
b. collecting Star Trek figurines
c. plotting revenge
d. cleaning

3. My (this means YOUR, person answering the question)
personal hero is:
a. Rush Limbaugh
b. Connie Chung
c. long dead
d. animated

4. Peanutbutter goes best with:
a. bananas
b. tuna
c. potato chips
d. the blood of my enemies

5. Reply notices to completed applications will be sent out:
a. when pigs fly
b. when I goddam well feel like it
c. as soon as the game is over
d. one of the above; regardless, it'll take a while

SOLIDARITY, BRETHREN!!




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