i_bleed_life

The mediocrity that is me
2002-04-18 05:50:33 (UTC)

murder is just another form of population control

I have found my purpose in life.
http://homokaasu.org/killeveryone/kill.gas
That's right. Contained in that one little link there is
the answer to all of your problems. Feeling stressed? Just
log on and knock off a few of your fellow human beings.
Someone cut you off in traffic? Don't get mad, get even.
Kill a few people. Who knows, maybe the bastard who can't
remember to use his turn signal and goes 50 mph on the
freeway when the speed is CLEARLY 65 mph (meaning you
should be going AT LEAST 65, and actualy, 70 or 80 mph is
much better speed) is one of those you murdered with the
click of your mouse.

Today I killed over 3000 people. Not only did I relieve
stress by imagining that I was wasting the most obnoxious
people on the planet, (click...there goes a
cheerleader....click....there goes a
dancer....click....there goes mrs. hild....click... another
cheerleader) but I also did a my good deed for the day: I
helped the over-population crisis. You too can excersize a
little population control of your own. Go. Kill everyone.
You know you want to.

OK, I admit it. The site is stupid. But I got a kick out of
it. You know what else is really stupid? AIM. I have over
100 buddies (I know, pathetic, isn't it), and you know how
many of them I talk to? About 5. You know how many of them
actually talk back to me? About 3. Sadly enough, I'm on the
damn thing all the time for no apparent reason other than
to read the away messages of all the people I don't talk
to. It's a tough existance, but I can pull it off.

At least I'll always have the "Kill Everyone" website to
help me through my problems.





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