am_I_human

more human than human
2002-04-18 04:37:44 (UTC)

Know any assassins?

Wait....I believe that classified as suicide...kind
of...so why would I pay $800 for someone to kill
me?....Life is trying. Oh well, it gets better, right?
please tell me it does...oh wait, thats only in fairy
tales, I forgot. If only I could get these knots out of my
back. I was promised a massage this weekend, but chances
are we'll all be too drunk to remember. I
mean....ummm....I'm a good little girl I would NEVER
drink...*cough*....this bottle?....ummm...it's not spiced
rum....its....ummm....apple juice....yeah, thats
right....oh, i ALWAYS mix my apple juice with Dr.
Pepper... really....

Later,
The Green Fairy
Phi


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