Jenxter's Shitty life in Canada
2002-04-14 15:44:16 (UTC)

Story -- The Train late - bitch - story - english reading - joke story

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-
year old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She heard the train stop and her son
saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards
who are getting on, get your low-income asses in the train,
cause we are going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't
use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are
disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those
of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen."

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