Danielle

Dear Nobody
2002-04-09 09:54:00 (UTC)

Dear Teacher

Dear Dr Teacher

I have been informed by one of my class mates over the
holiday period that there i a homework assignment due in
first lesson back. As I did not know of this assignment
prior to the end of term I did not have an oppotunity in
asking for assistnace which I now realise I require.
Therefore I must ask for an extension on the assignment and
some further instruction in order to complete it.

Danielle

TRANSLATION INTO WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

Dear Dr I love myself

You laugh at your own jokes make obscure references to
things nobody in the class understands and well are a real
pain in the ass with all the homeworks you give us.

I did know about your crappy homework and I don't want to
hand it in because a) it is crap and pointles b) because I
really don't understand it and have too much pride to ask
for help and c) because I just be bothered. So I am not
asking for an extension I am telling you I am not handing
it in until I have it understood an written and there is no
way in hell I will ask for your help.

Danielle




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