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Dirty Fractyl
2002-03-28 17:55:30 (UTC)

Underwear, she says, are quite unnecessary

So are evil trolls that steal my urine!
So are beepers when cells are the same price per month!
So are walky talkies that cost $60 and only have a 1 mile
range!
So are cigarettes when there is weed!
So is listerine when there's a thing called "good brushing!"

Cars destroy the world!--What was wrong with shorter
distances and horses?? DAMN PROGRESS!
At the same time, I support genetic engineering.
I like goats;
I like chimps;
I like dolphins;
I like elephants;
I don't like people all that much, though.

Silver and gold are supposed to "clash," according to most
people. I, however, think they compliment one another
quite well.

I like girls' belly buttons, especially the cute pierced
ones.

Milk is a great way to prevent osteoporosis. Exercise is
good for maintaing high bone density, too. Do this, and
your vertebrae may not stress fracture as much and cause
you to shrink so much. I'd like to maintain at least a 6'2"
frame after I shrink, losing but an inch. I also want a
beard, but there is little I can do about that part. I am
going to be one pimped ass old man someday. I'll be the
dude in the old folks home pimpin' it with about 8 widows
beggin' for my lovin'!

I have no idea what is going on in the world right now. I
have not been reading the paper nor listening to NPR for
the last two weeks. I hope we still have seven continents
and five oceans and all that good stuff. I hope we have
rainforests left, too. Oh, wait, damn it...forget that
last statement. But as long as there are Amazon women,
there will be the Amazon! Anyone women looking for a crude
breast reduction?

I still have paint on my hands from toying with my wheels
yesterday. I even showered!

I can't believe my computer access situation has
deteriorated to the point that I am using the computers in
the unemployment office to do this.

In any case, I suppose I can go on to work here
momentarily. I have no idea what time it is, but my
internal clock is telling me it is getting close.

Off at 9pm.

I call lil' girl tonight.

My world is spinning, so is yours...
it's hardly a carnival ride,
but it beats the hell out of, uh...
There is no alternative.




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