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2002-03-20 06:24:57 (UTC)

Telephone Answering Machine Messages

1) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up
the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it
up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real
slowly. So leave a
message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get
back to you.

2) Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've
already sent the
money.If you are my parents, please send money. If you
are my financial
aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you
are my friends,
you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of

3) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me
a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

4) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by

5) (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've
reached 555-1236.
John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in
No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name
and number and
he'll call you as soon as he... comes.

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