*to girl chewing gum* "Hey, can I have a piece?"
"No, sorry, I'm out."
*jokingly* "No you aren't... stop lying!"
"Yea, I am lying. But I don't give out gum. It's mine,
and I'm going to use it."
Excerpt of speech seen on the news:
"It's not what you make, it's what you give."