Lt.Shorty

Psychotic Rambles
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2002-03-07 17:29:19 (UTC)

from hollywood

Hollywood
Lessons





It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a
fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait
patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a
threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.

Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned
down three days before their retirement.

All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit
level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying
beside her.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communications system of any invading alien society.

All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French
bread.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill
their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving
fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-
eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a
half-hour to escape.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless
you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your
sweetheart back home.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his
wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left
to right every few moments.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with
large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going
to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut
the right wire.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended from duty.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.

hahaha! funny isnt it? well, i think i'm gonna go clean up
my room because my brother has his way of making me feel
very inferior. you see he's a neat freak. when my dad
looks at me and says you should clean up your room i laugh
and when my mom does it i ignore her but when my brother
does it i cringe and do it. isnt that sad? he has a way of
making me see things in a different light. wow i love him
so much! hahahaha. ok, and i'm gonna stay up all night and
see what happens when i have to go to school tommorrow.

Love
Skaterchic who is inside because it is raining.


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