Matt

Of all the...
2002-03-04 19:53:05 (UTC)

Origins

Many people wonder about the origin of Kalzun. Alright,
maybe not many, but I have statistical proof proving that
at least one person wonders what the origin of Kalzun was.
Well, I'll tell you.

Kalzun came to me in a dream I had in a past life while
sleeping on a boat that existed in only another temporal
dimension while the pig of sluice-juice ran through a place
of eternal darkness, otherwise known as a place of eternal
darkness, where the artist Prince formerly known as Prince
decided to allow me to see it again now.

If you can explain this to me, please email me. Please.

I've noticed in the past entries (My whole three of them!!)
that I've never actually touched on anything that has to
really do with me.

Well, first of all, I'm 15. I live in a small village in
New York state, a little suburb out on Long Island. I'm
gay, hence my looking for a boyfriend. Although I'm gay,
I've never been to Fire Island (Which is one of the largest
and most prominanetly gay areas in NY, or at least by Long
Island. I'm only 15...)

I'm an aspiring writer, a hopeless romantic, and as of late
I'm always wearing plaid shirts. I think this has something
to do with the fact I'm going to be going to school on a
farm. As I'm forgetful, I'm not sure if I've mentioned my
going to a boarding school in New Hampshire.

I dropped out of my previous school because of an anxiety
disorder, which now (Fortunately) is all but entirely
cured. The Meeting School is probably one of the coolest
places I've ever seen, let alone having had the privilege
to become a part of.

I've met several wonderful guys so far, but unfortunately
they all tend to be British or Canadian, meaning a bit of
major saving is required to go visit them. On the plus
side, I get my working papers soon so I'll be able to up my
money a bit.

Breaking from this, I have to complain a little. I have
this song from a commercial stuck in my head. If you've
watched Nickelodeon(TM) lately you probably have seen
the 'Bratz' or 'Brats' or whatever commercials. But now I'm
just probably going to get my ass sued for copyright
infringement.

My favorite TV show is definitely 'Who's Line is it
Anyway', Brit and American. Definitely /definitely/ the
greatest show ever to come out. Especially for people like
me, who aspire (Not only as writers) to be stand up
comedians or improv-vers.

Today I added some more cartoons to my Sponge-Bob
collection. Definitely worth it. Todays additions were:

Jellyfishing & Plankton!

Which I probably should've already had, but didn't.

Anyhow, I'm going to end this entry for now, but no
worries! I'll update after my tutoring! Yay!!




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