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Facts About Men
1) What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!
2) Why do only 10% of men make it to Heaven? Because if
they all went, it would be Hell.
3) Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
4) How men define a "50/50" relationship? Women cook-they
eat. Women clean-they dirty. Women iron-they wrinkle.
5) How is Colonel Sanders the typical male? All he's
concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
6) How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE,
He just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
7) What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much
8) What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
9) What do you with a bachelor that thinks he's God's gift
to women? Exchange him.
10) What should you give a man who has everything? A woman
to show him how to work it.
11) What's a man idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling
you his real name.
12) What the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the
remote control between his toes.
13) What the difference between Big Foot and and
intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
14) What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife
15) Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men
can understand them.
16) Why did God create man before women? Because you're
always supposed to have a rough draft before creating the
17) Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after
mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
18) Why do jocks play on artificial turf? The keep them
19) Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because
after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
20) Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for
women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's
already there. ..
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