Pillow Of Your Bones
the events of my day listed in chronological order:
me: 'i have orange shoelaces!'
vagina: 'i love orange! if i were a color...id fuck orange!
thats it! im naming my kid orange!'
orange frosting! yay!
me (to mary): 'im over him! i swear!'
craig: 'well its about damn time! see...look at that! its
the sun...a big ball of light finally rising!'
'i didnt know WORMS were gonna be on that test! gah! i
didnt study THOSE!'
'whats wrong?' im soo freakin sick of that question! if i
wanted u to know id tell u! its not like u really care
god...i know im horny when i actually take KENNY's offer
omg! mary! no way! i cant believe u! lmfao
alex: 'anyone currently occupying ur hole?'
alex: 'well can he *points down* rent it then?'
'stand here!...u just walked right past me!'
'hey shorty' why do ppl keep calling me that? grr
mrs anus sucks monkey dick
'whatdya mean cut urself? y do u do that?' i cant believe i
told justin everything...i dont even know him! egads!
'we'll continue this session tomorrow'
oi! i did soo bad on all those tests! makin up 3 tests and
1 exam all in 2 hours! yikes!
mrs anus: 'oh i thought u just loved being here!'
zack: 'well girls are the same ya know'
work is chaos! 'well christina said u were flirting with
michael and pat...' what a fuckin bitch...she really is a
alex: 'you want my penis?:-P'
me: 'hmm...lets see...i dunno...do i?'
alex: 'i dont know.. thats why i was asking you:o lol'
me: 'lol...should i?'
alex: 'hmmmmmm...... i dont know:-'
me: 'well u should know'
alex: 'i have no idea... b/c i cant make decissions for
someone else! b/c i dont know what you are thinking!'