StarletAngel521
The Life & Times of Alison
Depressed...
So yea, every once in a while I get semi depressed, and
here goes:
Keeping on the boys are dumb theme...
Maybe the fact that I dont have a boyfriend relates to the
fact that I am not strikingly beautiful. Yea Im pretty, but
no one looks at me and is taken aback, or cant get me out
of their mind. Maybe thats cos I am not stick thin. I dont
want to be stick thin, but most of the time guys would
rather go after someone who is. If I was stick thin I would
look like one of those signs that tells ya a bridge is
ahead, or the road narrows. Cos I have wide ribs, and
hips... but then my waist would be small. Ugh.
I am just sad now.
I HATE GUYS, THEY ALL SUCK!
- Sad face
Im going to go cry now.
Ali's list of guys who dont suck:
My dad
Tits- cos hes just fabulous... although he wants to win the
game
Rob- I love ya Rob!
Rick- No other guy usually puts up with 1- My drunken IMs, 2- My
constant complaining... and then offers to sing Rent :)
The cute single American olympians- Come visit me... I live
at 110.......
The guy from the Verison commercials- I have a problem, my
mom cant hear me from my room in the house, bring your
phone and ask "Can you hear me here?" from there... also
bring enough clothes & stuff to stay for a while! I... I
mean, We love company!
Matt Caplan- He could never suck.
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