Vanilla Angel

Angelic Thoughts
2002-02-23 22:26:07 (UTC)

The Little Green Man

Matthew was sittin in a bar lookin like a chicken about
to be plucked. A little green guy, about two inches high
comes in. Matthew is attracted to him at once and asks
him if he could buy him a beer. The little green man
accepts, and Matt lifts him onto the counter. A few
drinks later, Matt asks the little green man if he'd like a
ride home. On the way, Matthew asks the little green
man to spend the night. Matthew's appartment is quite
small, so they are forced to sleep in the same bed.
They couldn't really do anything to settle their gay
horniness, so both end up falling asleep. In his dream
Matthew is confronted by a little green genie who grants
him the choice to become two inches tall and the little
green man's lover. Matthew remembers how much he
was attracted to the little green man and his sexy body,
so he chooses to become 2 inches high. When he
awakens, he sees the little green man, but this time,
he's the same size as he is. He sits up and everything
around him has grown a hundred times bigger. The
little green man gives him a very seductive look, and
Matthew immediately forgets his worries and reaches
over to take off the little green man's clothes. The little
green man quickly stops him, and explains that his
equipment unlike a human's functions only when
frozen. Matthew is very disappointed, but soon
develops an idea. If he could get both of them to the
freezer, then they could make long and passionate love,
all day long. But when he stands up, he figures out that
it would be extremely difficult to get there when you're
only 2 inches high. Together, the two small men make
their way over to the night table and dial a number on
the huge telephone. Matthew sat cross legged by the
speaking end of the telephone and had the little green
man dial his ex-girlfriend Jill's phone number.
"Hello?" said her familiar voice.
"Hi." Matthew cut to the chase, "I need you here right
away, use your spare key. I'm on my bed and I'm two
inches big."
"I know you're two inches big. So what? You're small,
big deal."
Matthew sighed. "I'm two inches tall, in height!"
"What the hell?"
"Just come over." he hung up.
Half an hour later, she arrived. It had taken all the
courage Matthew could muster to refrain from raping
the poor little green man in that time. Jill stood in
wonder at the two small men who were lying among
the unmade bed.
"Please," Matthew begged, "Take me and the little
green man to the freezer."
"What?" asked Jill, confused.
"Just do it, I'll explain later."
Hesitantly, Jill picked up the two small men in the palm
of her left hand, took them into the kitchen, and dropped
them into the freezer.
"Close the door." Matthew commanded.
Jill closed the door. Immediately, a loud banging
noise came from inside. She threw open the door,
thinking that one of them might be hurt. What she saw
scarred her for the rest of her life.
When she finally recovered from the horror of it all, she
went for a walk to Hillside mall and bought herself a
new pair of jeans. Jill returned that afternoon, walking
cautiously into the kitchen and listening carefully for any
noises coming from the freezer.
"Hello?" she knocked softly on the door.
Suddenly a loud shout pierced the air and vibrated
through Jill's ear that was pressed up to the freezer
door. "Oh God! Oh yeah, ohh!" A series of banging
sounds continued after that, but they didn't last long,
because Matthew doesn't last long.
Jill took this time to interrupt. "Guys?" she called,
knocking again.
There was a mad scramble as the two little men
quickly put their clothes back on. "Okay, you can open
the door."
Very slowly, Jill inched the door open.
Matthew explained what had happened, telling her
about the genie and their situation. He asked Jill if she
would cancel his rent for him and transfer them to her
feezer at home.
"Like hell I will!" Jill exclaimed, trying not to imagine life
with her bisexual ex-boyfriend and his gay lover having
gay sex in her freezer.
"P-p-please?" Matthew begged, shivering from the cold
and lack of sex.
Jill thought a moment. She could just keep all her
meats, ice cream, and ice cubes in the deep freeze.
"Fine." she agreed, holding out her hand for them to
climb onto.
Matthew and the little green man continue to live in
Jill's freezer, living off sex, ice cubes, and licorice.




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