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Ezoic
2002-02-18 17:35:55 (UTC)

New Criteria

My new criteria for a boyfriend:


I don't want anyone who starts off their stories with:
"This one time, at Deer Camp..."

I don't want anyone who thinks that steak and ketchup
are as perfect together as peanut butter and jelly.

I don't want anyone who thinks that a good weekend
starts with Xanax, Extacy, or Cocaine.

I don't want anyone who can remember their precise
location when Dale Earnhart died.

I don't want anyone who rambles on and on about the
new episodes of Sex in the City, Queer as Folk, or Buffy
the Vampire Slayer.

I don't want anyone who thinks that they are better
people because they have a smaller waistline.

I don't want anyone who thinks that they are better
people because they have bigger arms.

...so who does that leave?


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