skytrick
My life as Trick
2002-02-18 17:35:55 (UTC)
New Criteria
My new criteria for a boyfriend:
I don't want anyone who starts off their stories with:
"This one time, at Deer Camp..."
I don't want anyone who thinks that steak and ketchup
are as perfect together as peanut butter and jelly.
I don't want anyone who thinks that a good weekend
starts with Xanax, Extacy, or Cocaine.
I don't want anyone who can remember their precise
location when Dale Earnhart died.
I don't want anyone who rambles on and on about the
new episodes of Sex in the City, Queer as Folk, or Buffy
the Vampire Slayer.
I don't want anyone who thinks that they are better
people because they have a smaller waistline.
I don't want anyone who thinks that they are better
people because they have bigger arms.
...so who does that leave?
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