SuicidalFish

I'm A Pez Kid.
2002-02-10 14:21:20 (UTC)

hmm...

"You will be sentimental when it comes to family. Your
persuasive ways will get you into more trouble than you
bargained for. Don't make others feel guilty because of
their lack of time."

My imediate family sucks. I s'pose. My mom used to be
really cool. Lettin' my friends and I listen to un edited
Limp Bizkit's BreakStuff and say all the words. Well scream
the words. In the car. With the windows rolled down. On the
way to Ashland Skateland.
I remember that night so well. It was Michele Emilia
Emily and I. Emilia came over to my house after her dance
class. From there we went to pick Michele and Emily up at
Michele's house. After that we were on our way to Ashland
SkateLand. Emilia Michele and I sitting in the back seat of
my mom's white honda civic. Emily was in the front because
we got the back seats before she did.
After about 5 minutes emily convinced my mother to let
us listen to Limp Bizkit. Unedited. Then 5 minutes after
that Emily convinced her to let us say the cuss words. My
mother agreed but said only for one song. We ended up
singing "Break Stuff" about 5 times. I remember this guy in
his jeep lookin at us strangely because we had the windows
rolled down the music blasteing and we were screamign at
the top of our lungs.
We eventually made it to Ashland SkateLand. My mother
said she would see us at 11. 3 hours to waste. What to do.
As we paid to get in and met up with Ana. We went to put
our stuff down. I set my shoes on top of what I thought was
Ana's jacket.
Before we started skating we waited for Emily Emilia
and Michele to put on there rented skates. The dirty grubby
ones that you paid and extra dollar to use. That have been
on others peoples feet. I find that a bit stomach lurching.
Either way while we waited I found my self being pushed.
As I leaned into the right to hear what everyone was
saying. Since I was on he end. I turned around to find a
hardley tall african american woman who to me looked a bit
dirty and i assume she was either suffering from some
illness. Or she just let her self go. Because she wasn't
exactly what i would label skinny. Not that I am to be the
judge of that.
Moving on. She says to me "are dose yo-ur shoes"
clearly the woman had not spent enough time in grade school
to learn how to properly speak english. Or she did just
didn't think it would matter if a 13 year old girl found
that she sounded like a complete idiot.
Me: Yeah.
Her: Well they on my cowt.
Me: OK.
Her: *something about wanting my shoes to be removed from
her coat.
Me: ok * I picked up my shoes which she had thrown on the
ground and placed them with the rest of our stuff.*
After that I got up and decided to leave the woman to
her bitching and go skate. I'm not sure how long we skated
but we eventually found our selves daring Emilia to go up
to a couple in the corner who were obviously having too
much fun. And ask if they could get a room.
So as Michele, Emily, and Ana waited by the edge of
the rink. I went with Emilia to tap the couple on the
shoulder. But as awlays i chickened out and went to wait on
the other side of the wall that the three were leaning
against.
Emilia: *taps guy on the shoulder*
Guy: What?!?
Girl: * proceeds in whiping the spit off her mouth *
Emilia: Um. Can ya'll get a room?
Guy: *obviously ticked off* What ya wanna join?
Emilia: *backs up with horrified look on her face* No!
Guy: *showing his anger* Then shut the fuck up.
We were all very amused by that. Then the officer who
is always draggin his fat butt around there every saturday
and sunday nights asked the couple to please stop and go on
and skate. When they got up I saw that well with looks they
weren't up to my standards. So I decided to in somewhat of
a yell say "ugly people can't make out" I dont think they
heard

Well as it is 9 20 am. And I have not eaten breakfast
this morning and my stomach is telling me 'Get you lazy ass
up and go eat some damn Raisin Bran, bitch'. I think I
shall go eat breakfast.

I'll finish the story later. When I feel like it.





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