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2002-01-31 02:50:44 (UTC)

Student Referral, Hollywood High

STUDENT REFERRAL, HOLLYWOOD HIGH:
Name: Sal Paradise
Date: March 16, 2001
Teacher: Mr. Windjet (Yo, yo! Wessstside!!!)
Report to: Dean
Reason for referral: Campus disturbance
Teacher's comments: He greatly disturbs the other students
w/his flamboyant appearance; ie, hot pink shirts, a rainbow
shirt that he WEARS DAILY, "chuntie" apparel...that type of
deal. The students cannot stand to see this on our campus
and therefore, half of our student body has dropped out
Action taken: Referral to Pacific Merchant Marine Academy.
That should straighten him up a bit
Letter: Yes
Seen by: Madame Ruse