Girlie4789

MoRE FuNny crAp

hereS A chAin lEtter I gOT AuGuST fiFTeenTh Two thOuSanD.
ItS MAdd fuNnY...Its A giRl tALkinG to A guY...
ItS LIkE...FeMalE comeBaCks...EnjOy!

"M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.

M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.

M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.

M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?

M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing."

ARenT thEY So FuNny? I likE The UnfERTiLizeD jokEs WIth thE
egGS...And I likE thE ImpErSonAtoR onE toO...hEHe

I nEeD moRE jokES MAN...Hahha