Girlie4789

FUNny StuFf

i GOT thiS chAin LEttER on JulY TweNty SiX, two thouSanD.
It iS vEry FuNny crAP..

"Nine Things that Piss Me Off - Adam Sandler:

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where
my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy
considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for
the TV remote because they refuse to walk to
the TV and change the channel
manually.

4. When people say "Oh you just want to have
your cake and eat it too." Fuck
off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't
eat?

5. When people say "It's always in the last
place you look". Ofcourse it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after
you've found it? Do people do this?
Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie
"Did you see that?" No Asshole, I
paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at
the friggin ceiling up there.

7. People who ask "Can I ask you a
question?"..... Didn't really give me a
choice, did ya there buddy?

8. When something is "new and improved",
which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if
you know how fast you were going? You should know
asshole you Fucking pulled me over!"

AnYwAys, JuSt wanteD to Save thiS ToO..
AdAm SanDler is SO freAkinG fUnnY!