This is Reality?
Slurpees come in various sizes.
Almost nobody gets the tiny 8 oz cups.
Normal people get the 12oz (or is it 18?).
Really, really big guys (line backers) get the 24 or 36 oz
So what's up with the super-huge cups? I mean, come on.
Nobody can finish one of those in a single sitting, and
after you put it in the freezer, it's gone. It's just not
worth drinking anymore. Even my younger brothers throw them
away at SOME point, and the plastic cups (plastic vs paper
for a reason), *still* have odd-colored liquid swishing
There are small children you could fit inside those things.
And then getting Bart Simpson to help market. Sheesh! Who
do these people think they are?!?! I mean besides
successful marketing people. (How many of those people do
you think have kids? Hm?)
I will never understand them.