2001-04-17 02:50:45 (UTC)

More email fun. -------..

More email fun.

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Date sent: Tue, 10 Apr 2001 20:11:53 -0400
Subject: Fwd: nasty virus alert (fwd)

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty
nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard
drive, but it will also delete anything on discs within 20
feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on all
your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will
program your phone to auto-dial your mother-in-law's
number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer- for God sakes are you
listening !?!? It will leave dirty socks on your coffee
table when you are expecting company. It will replace your
shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will
cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
that is only fun until you lose an eye. It will rewrite
your backup files, changing all your active verbs to the
passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings
which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up, your curling
iron on and your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your
skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20seconds,
you'll fart the next time you're making love.
Send send send send send
**** In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.****