thomas

work? AAAAAAA!!!!!

work sucks....here is a list of things that i would rather
do than go to work...

shave off every inch of hair on my body
shove a shovel down my throat
walk on broken glass
staple my face
walk around naked in public
be with my x (shudders at the thought)
eat fecal remnance
not eat
amputate ANY limb on my body
PLUCK out every hair from my head
iron my face
get tattoos with guy's names on them
run through a cornfield naked BACKWARDS(thats how much i
hate work)
actually...i would rather do ANYTHING than go to work...