Porky Pieman
Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2014
- September 2014
- 14 - Pies and Women
- 15 - Are you sitting comfortably?
- 17 - Threesome
- 19 - Stockings, Thongs and ..
- 20 - Not Feeling Myself
- 20 - Sex
- 21 - Kinky or Erotic
- 21 - Advice for Ladies
- 22 - Phone Sex
- 22 - Kama Sutra
- 23 - Ohhhhh yessss
- 23 - Women who spit
- 24 - Sex Toys/Aids
- 24 - In your Panties
- 25 - 50 Shades of.......
- 25 - Cucumber and Viagra
- 26 - How Poetic
- 26 - No Masturbating
- 27 - Hard
- 27 - Saturday Night Sex (18 plus)
- 28 - Strange Sight
- 28 - Sinday (18 plus)
- 29 - Normality Resumed
- 29 - Poetic Licence
- 30 - Tear Jerker
- 30 - Happiness
- 30 - Choices, choices
- October 2014
- 01 - Rant
- 01 - Here comes the Bride, oops, ..
- 02 - Lucky Day
- 03 - Climate Change
- 04 - 10 minutes
- 05 - Uncouth
- 05 - Bush Tucker Man
- 06 - Sensual (18plus)
- 07 - Shall I compare thee to a ..
- 08 - Smuthound
- 09 - Tip for Unhappy Men
- 09 - Tips for Men
- 10 - Get in there, a Self Tip
- 10 - Tip for the Ladies
- 11 - Complaint/Advice
- 11 - Romance, Yorkshire Style
- 12 - A Wanker's Prayer
- 12 - Driving it in
- 13 - Gerremoff
- 13 - Ladies Stockings
- 14 - Just a Quicky
- 14 - Frustration
- 14 - Frustration2
- 14 - Rabbit?
- 15 - I Ask You
- 15 - Are You Happy?
- 16 - Sticky Situation
- 17 - An I for an i
- 17 - Sex Games
- 18 - Sex at last
- 19 - Sunday Sermon
- 20 - Nipples
- 23 - Posh Sex
- 24 - Squirty Cream
- 26 - Ode to The Clit
- 27 - Smile
- 28 - Knowledge and Wisdom
- 29 - Why?
- 30 - Finesse
- November 2014
- 03 - Pleasing a woman
- 04 - Haiku? no, Smutoo (18 plus)
- 05 - Pie Talk
- 13 - Time
- 14 - Smile
- 15 - Smutoo2 18+
- 16 - Me v Santa
- 16 - How to Write
- 18 - Steps
- 21 - Stop
- 23 - Wet Woman
- December 2014
- 02 - Smutoo3 18+
- 02 - 2 Kinds of Shakespeare 18+
- 03 - Camel Toe 18+
- 03 - More Smutoo (18 plus)
- 04 - Amuse Yourself
- 05 - Maiden and the Gent
- 06 - Scratch that Itch 18
- 07 - Not Quite Smutoo
- 08 - More Amusement
- 09 - It's only words
- 09 - Sex, it's a Laugh
- 10 - Booby Facts
- 10 - Scary Santa (18 plus)
- 11 - Not quite the perfect ..
- 12 - Dance with the Devil
- 13 - A Knight's Tale (18 plus)
- 14 - Hairy Mary 18plus
- 15 - Advice Column
- 15 - More Quick Advice
- 17 - Kiss
- 18 - More Advice
- 19 - Smutoooooo
- 20 - Help
- 22 - Smuttyoo
- 23 - Christmas Cards
- 27 - Letter from Santa
- 28 - Penis Study (18+)
- 29 - Proverbial Advice
- 30 - New Year, New Tax
- 31 - Happy New Year
2015
- January 2015
- 01 - New Year, Same Old Smutoo
- 03 - Dieting/Diet
- 03 - 10 Minute Smut 18plus
- 05 - 5 Minute Literotica
- 06 - 5 Minute Literotica pt2
- 06 - Minor Complaint
- 07 - Battle Of The Sexes
- 08 - Smutoo? Of Course 18plus
- 08 - Exercising....Scarey
- 09 - Weather Report
- 10 - Ghostly Goings On
- 11 - Ladies Mind Test
- 12 - Dream Cream
- 13 - Less is More
- 13 - Sit Down
- 14 - Double Edged Sword
- 14 - Knicker Advice
- 15 - Win An Argument With A Woman
- 16 - Slimericks
- 17 - Logic
- 18 - A Little Smutoo Story 18plus
- 19 - The Teaser
- 19 - Haiku
- 20 - Haiku 2
- 20 - More Haiku and a Tanka
- 21 - Words Of Not Much Wisdom
- 21 - Snow
- 22 - Change My Name
- 24 - 2 Surprises
- 25 - Sunday Smutoo
- 25 - Advice!!! For Me!!!!!
- 26 - Her First Time
- 27 - Her Lover..18plus
- 27 - Animal Magic
- 28 - Ideal Body Weight
- 29 - How Time Flies
- 30 - Sexy Underwear
- 31 - 0nce A Pun A Time
- February 2015
- 01 - You Are What You Eat
- 02 - The F Word 18 Plus
- 02 - Talcum Powder
- 03 - Smut Oooh
- 04 - Triplets
- 05 - What's the difference
- 06 - Ideal Woman.
- 07 - Smut? Erotica? Poetry?
- 08 - Weakness Turns To Hardness
- 09 - Valentine's Gift
- 10 - Quick Valentines Tip
- 11 - Not Quite What she Meant
- 12 - Valentine Poems?? smut ..
- 14 - Happy Valentine Smutoo
- 15 - Valentine Kiss
- 17 - Tuesday Ticklers
- 18 - 50 Shades of... Smutoo
- 20 - Worsery Rhyme 18plus
- 22 - Breaking News
- 24 - Size Matters
- 26 - The G.Spot
- March 2015
- 01 - Sunday Smuttery
- 04 - I Need a P
- 07 - Saturday Night Smutoo
- 08 - Utterly (crap) Smutterly
- 10 - Masturbation Smutoo Style ..
- 11 - Nice Breasts
- 12 - Pies And a Tip
- 15 - Looks Familiar
- 17 - I Wonder
- 19 - 50 Shades of Wedding ..
- 20 - SmutOooh 18plus
- 21 - Pet Lover
- 24 - Sweet
- 25 - Feelings
- 28 - A Woman's Hands
- 30 - Teasey Weasey
- 31 - Top Tips
- April 2015
- 03 - Bad Friday Smutoo
- 03 - Tingling
- 04 - All That She Wants
- 06 - Lost
- 18 - Poetry? No, Pornetry 18plus
- 19 - Masturbation
- 22 - One Haiku, many verses
- 23 - On or Off?
- 24 - It's a Joke
- 25 - The Train to Work
- 26 - Where did That Come From? ..
- 27 - Looking Up 18Plus
- 28 - The Bells Are Ringing
- 29 - Harry the Stud....18
- 30 - I Wonder
- May 2015
- 01 - Help..Irritating Husband
- 02 - Free Haikus
- 04 - Bank Holiday
- 06 - How Do You Like It?
- 10 - Early Riser
- 12 - Man v Woman
- 13 - A bit of Smutoo and other ..
- 14 - Just Married
- 16 - Ponderables
- 19 - Something's Missing
- 20 - Nice Guys
- 21 - Bohemian Fapsody 18PLUS
- 22 - Selfies
- 22 - Who You Gonna Call?
- 25 - In the Garden
- 25 - 5 Important Qualities Of A ..
- 26 - In the Beginning
- June 2015
- 03 - Just Wondering
- 06 - Nonsensical ..
- 07 - Weekend Lament...18+
- 12 - Touch Me
- 13 - Sadurday Night
- 17 - Where's it gone?
- 17 - The Hand of God...or Porky
- 18 - Life Tip
- 19 - Mix Up
- 21 - The Last Kiss
- 21 - His and Hers
- 22 - Breast, Thigh or Leg?
- 23 - Feel the Need
- 26 - A Naked Stroll
- 28 - Your Inner Self
- 29 - Getting Ready For Work
- July 2015
- 02 - Asking Directions
- 03 - If
- 04 - Burning Calories
- 07 - Mirror Mirror
- 08 - Missing Them
- 09 - Did you know?
- 10 - Firming UP
- 11 - What If
- 11 - Advice
- 12 - Love v Sex
- 13 - Eyes
- 14 - More Wise Advice
- 14 - Plastic Surgery
- 15 - Nothing Underneath
- 16 - Colours
- 17 - Friday
- 18 - He Should, She Should
- 19 - Shower Power 18plus
- 20 - Fucked on Sunday
- 21 - No More Threesomes
- 22 - Tie Me Up
- 22 - Cracker
- 23 - A Gentleman
- 24 - Rip Off
- 25 - There's Nothing ..
- 26 - Multilingual?
- 27 - Bedroom Golf
- 29 - The Perfumed Garden
- 30 - What's Wrong???
- 30 - Pet Dog Owners
- 31 - Once In A Blue Moon
- 31 - I knew
- August 2015
- 01 - So Much
- 01 - Last Night's Dream
- 04 - It's All About Style
- 05 - Blue
- 06 - Wake Up
- 07 - Robin Hood
- 08 - Poetry? No, It's Pornetry ..
- 10 - Don't Know
- 11 - Slow
- 13 - Fantasy
- 14 - Do I Care?
- 17 - Too Good To Be True
- 18 - Woke Up
- 21 - Frustrated Smutoo
- September 2015
- 01 - Blow Job
- 03 - Overcoming Shyness..18plus
- 10 - A Night Of Lust....18plus
- 18 - Take Your Time
- 23 - Slowing Down?
- October 2015
- 09 - Quick Lick 18plus
- 16 - Filthy Friday
- 29 - Fuck Me...18plus
- 31 - He Said, She Said...18plus
- November 2015
- 02 - Cougar On The Prowl...18plus
- 05 - Mirror On The Wall
- 11 - One Night Stand
- 23 - Plastic Surgery
- December 2015
- 21 - Changes
- 27 - Boobs and Pubes
2016
- January 2016
- 02 - New Toy
- 05 - Try It The Other Way
- 11 - Ziggy Played Guitar
- 12 - Devil's Tongue 18plus
- 14 - Oh My God 18plus
- 16 - Oh My God 2 18 PLUS
- 18 - What A Night (OMG3) 18PLUS
- February 2016
- 06 - Remind Me
- March 2016
- 18 - Neglect
- April 2016
- 01 - April Fool
- May 2016
- 22 - It's Bigger
- 31 - The Pantie Thief..18plus
- June 2016
- 01 - What's In A Name
- 03 - What A Shock
- 11 - Twins
- July 2016
- 02 - Orgasms
- August 2016
- 10 - Olympics
- 29 - Bank Holiday
- 30 - Growing
- September 2016
- 03 - Will She Respond
- 03 - The Scammer Responds
- 06 - Rejected
- 08 - Romantic Music
- 09 - Appreciation
- 09 - Big Bertha
- 10 - Innapropiate Comment
- 11 - Big Bertha's Bits 18plus
- 12 - Terry The Tongue
- 20 - Talk About It
- 24 - Act Your Age
- 29 - Animal Lover
- October 2016
- 02 - Funny And Sad
- 04 - Trifle
- 07 - My Book
- 08 - Little Things
- 11 - It's No Secret...18plus
- November 2016
- 13 - What Went Wrong?
2017
- January 2017
- 05 - Kiss Me 18 plus
- 05 - Success
- 06 - Second Opinion
- 14 - Atheist
- 17 - Psychic 18 Plus
- March 2017
- 08 - Strange Woman
- June 2017
- 14 - The Beauty Key
- 17 - The Kiss 18 plus
- 18 - Fishy Business
- 18 - Lobster
- 19 - Raise Your Hat
- 20 - Big Bertha's Bum And Boobs
- August 2017
- 01 - Neglected Addiction.
- 02 - To Lick Or Not To Lick ..
- September 2017
- 02 - Nipples
- November 2017
- 05 - Does? Do You? 18plus
2018
- February 2018
- 03 - Make Up Sex
- 07 - Return Of The Smut(oo) ..
- 08 - Hurricanes
- 08 - Smuttyoo 18plus
- March 2018
- 26 - Question
- April 2018
- 17 - Thinking
- 28 - Kiss 18plus
- May 2018
- 07 - You've Got Mail
- November 2018
- 17 - Moustache 18 plus
- 20 - Dentist 18plus
- 21 - Sleepover 18 plus
- 22 - Condoms and Morals 18
- 29 - Can't Watch
- December 2018
- 29 - Tree Decorations 18 Plus
- 30 - Xmas Visit
2019
- February 2019
- 09 - Silence is Broken 18 plus
- 10 - Dinner's On Me 18plus
- 14 - Happy Valentines Day 18plus
- July 2019
- 03 - Oh No, Porky's Back...18plus
- 04 - Flying Pig 18 plus
- 28 - Tasty 18 Plus
- August 2019
- 03 - Puncture
- October 2019
- 24 - Why Don't You....18plus
- November 2019
- 30 - Black Friday 18 plus
2020
- January 2020
- 22 - Mix Up 18plus
- February 2020
- 05 - The Danger Of Toilets
- May 2020
- 12 - Bad Times
- 13 - Shopping Trip
- 14 - Doggy Style
- 15 - Dough
- 17 - Spot Check
- June 2020
- 11 - Webcamming
- 23 - Crotchless Panties 18plus
- 29 - Lockdown Fantasy
- 30 - Elevator. 18 plus
- 30 - Hungry? or Horny? 18plus
- July 2020
- 01 - Fetish 18plus
- 02 - Names..part1 18plus
- 04 - Names part2. 18plus
- September 2020
- 30 - New Job
- October 2020
- 28 - Hidden Talent
- 29 - Ouch
- 31 - Halloween Smutoo 18plus
- November 2020
- 03 - Ten Pie Tuesday
- 04 - Countdown
- 05 - Sugar
- 06 - Brainwave
- 07 - Brainwave2
- 08 - Fairy Tale
- 08 - A Woman's Feet 18plus
- 09 - Premature...18plus
- 10 - Bad Luck
- 11 - Fishnets
- 12 - Back Alley Sally....18plus
- 14 - Top Tips
- 15 - More Tips
- 17 - Mask It
- 20 - The Word Is
- 25 - Advice
- 25 - Advice
- 26 - Few Tips
- 27 - Lockdown Blues...18plus
- 28 - Comfort???
- 29 - Crocodile
- 30 - Name Change
- December 2020
- 01 - Relationships
- 05 - Doctors Orders
- 07 - Angel
- 08 - Bilbo
- 09 - Why?
- 13 - Google
- 16 - So, there we are one ..
2021
- January 2021
- 03 - Allergy 18plus
- 04 - Sonnet
- 22 - Christmas Dinner
- 25 - The Fridge
- February 2021
- 05 - The Morning After
- 06 - Doctor, Doctor
- 18 - Nicknames 18plus
- March 2021
- 04 - Clitoetry 18plus
- 26 - Sign Language
- 28 - Make Your Mind Up
- 31 - Needs....18plus
- April 2021
- 01 - April's Fool
- 02 - Purple Panties part 1 18plus
- 04 - Viagra Sunday
- 10 - Where?
- May 2021
- 03 - Addicted
- June 2021
- 26 - Alphabet 18plus
- July 2021
- 11 - Soapy Nuts
- 16 - Space
- 25 - Olympics 18plus
- August 2021
- 12 - It's The Pits 18plus
- 16 - Beaver
- 31 - Sensitivity 18plus
- September 2021
- 01 - Not Tonight 18plus
- 03 - The Punk Farmer 18plus
- 18 - Undies
- October 2021
- 09 - Celery
- 19 - Telly Time 18plus
- November 2021
- 25 - Upset. 18 plus
2022
- February 2022
- 22 - Tiky Tacky Toky 18plus
- 23 - Earthquake....18plus
- 24 - Cheeky Shopping.....18plus
- March 2022
- 08 - International Women's Day
- April 2022
- 20 - Morning Surprise 18 plus
- 23 - Alexa, say.......18 plus
- May 2022
- 10 - I Wonder. 18plus
- 19 - Space man
- June 2022
- 22 - Take Them Off 18Plus
- July 2022
- 17 - Common
- 18 - Heatwave
2023
- January 2023
- 14 - Surprise, Surprise
- 31 - Neighbours
- February 2023
- 11 - Return Of The Smutoo. 18plus
- June 2023
- 21 - Obsession
- August 2023
- 12 - Purple Satin 18plus
- November 2023
- 12 - Rant....18plus
- 13 - Gentleman 18plus
- December 2023
- 09 - Good Deed
2024
- February 2024
- 04 - Thighway To Heaven 18plus
Porky Pieman
Language: EnglishTotal entries: 466
Followers: 39
About:
I eat pies.
I'm old enough to know better.
I appreciate the beauty of Women, real women with the lumps, bumps and stretch marks etc. to prove it, not plastic model stick insects.
I'm rude, crude and funny too, well at least I hope I am.