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Let’s call this season 9
2018-02-04 02:19:29 (UTC)

Dirty Minds - Most Embarrassing Entry

Well, I believe it is safe to say that by now, 7th grade, Middle School, kids have dirty minds. Those with that so called "innocence" try to escape the dirty minded freaks, who are trying to ruin their innocence.
Sadly, like most of these kids, I have that dirty mind.
At school we don't talk too much about the dirtiness of our minds because we don't want others to make fun of how dirty our minds are.
Well, yesterday, Friday, my friend asked me a riddle. At the time it was funny-ish, but now, it is, still funny. Okay, not really. It is rather inappropriate.
This was the riddle, more like question :
(Down Below)
What is five foot long and something you can ride?
a) A car
b) A roller coaster
c) That dick

I am rather disappointed in my friend, and myself. I had a hard time trying to keep myself from laughing. I had the hardest time trying to stop the laughter. She literally screamed "THAT DICK".
It was embarrassing! Like, I understand that my friends and I are weird, but we didn't need all the stare.
We all know that you all have that hidden dirty mind at school.
Oh! And to top it all off, I asked a 8th grader about the Family Life unit in Science/Health, and he said, "You don't want to know."
I'm still freaking out about that.
To top it all off, both, my eyes and ears have lost their virginity thanks to school and youtube.
Now, youtube was and accident. Fanfic, I gave up trying to protecting myself, I'm gonna hear about it sooner or later, may as well make it sooner.
Don't worry, I still have my virginity. I'm not gonna, ever, give up my virginity, well, I don't plan on it.
Wow, I might delete this entry. It's too embarrassing. When I published my diary, I didn't think anyone was gonna read it, so i left it out in the open. I might be regretting it now.
To forget about this entry, I might as well write about my strange addiction.
That's all for now.

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Love ya!
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