A Faith Of Fun And Cheer
Four Men In HellA Jew, a Christian, a Muslim and a Xion were all sent to Hell for being lazy.
The Devil asked the Jew, "How are you enjoying the heat?". The Jew replied, "Au voy! All my life I have seen Hell on Earth and now all I see is more Hell!"
The Devil then asked the Christian, "How are you enjoying the heat?". The Christian replied, "I am not worthy of Heaven, so I might as well burn, you fiend!"
The Devil then asked the Muslim, "How are you enjoying the heat?" The Muslim replied, "If I burn in Hell, it is the will of Allah for purification."
The Devil asked the Xion, "Who the hell are you?"