Mew Xacata

A Faith Of Fun And Cheer
2018-01-02 01:36:31 (UTC)

Four Men In Hell

A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim and a Xion were all sent to Hell for being lazy.


The Devil asked the Jew, "How are you enjoying the heat?". The Jew replied, "Au voy! All my life I have seen Hell on Earth and now all I see is more Hell!"


The Devil then asked the Christian, "How are you enjoying the heat?". The Christian replied, "I am not worthy of Heaven, so I might as well burn, you fiend!"

The Devil then asked the Muslim, "How are you enjoying the heat?" The Muslim replied, "If I burn in Hell, it is the will of Allah for purification."

The Devil asked the Xion, "Who the hell are you?"