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2015-02-24 08:52:18 (UTC)

MPD

I swear that wife of mine has to have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). She has been riding me to get the deck done. Even going so far as to impart her vast knowledge of deck construction on me.

Last night it got brought up again, that I need to take advantage of today and tomorrow to do the deck. I told her that was my plan. I even went so far as to tell her what tasks I was planning on doing.

I again reiterated that once I actually start framing the deck that it was going to be all or nothing. THe front door would be unaccesible until the deck was done.

She started jumping my ass that I can not block the use of the door. We kept going back and forth. I told her that she was the one telling me to have the deck done withing those two days.

She came back that she isn't stupid. She knows I would have limited time in these two days to work on it. THat she knows there is no way for me to build a deck in a few hours.

Stupid me tried explaining that that was exactly what she was telling me to do.

Why do I even try to discuss anything with this woman? I know it will alweays come back around to me being either an ass, a dumb ass, or being verbally abusive (i.e. my voice gets excitedly raised in discussion (as does hers)).




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