Tom

living out life
2008-03-31 14:24:16 (UTC)

Left Turn

A true story.

Mac pulled up to the stop sign intending to turn left on
the two lane highway. The traffic was extremely heavy and
he sat there waiting for the opportunity to make his move,
but every time there was enough room to turn left an
oncoming car in the right lane would prevent him from
pulling out. Finally, after five frustrating minutes, he
saw a small opening and decided go for it. He shot onto
the road and turned left, forcing a large pickup truck to
slow down behind him. He watched in the rearview mirror as
the driver of the truck, a woman who seemed to be in her
late fifties, threw her hands in the air and started
yelling, clearly upset that he had pulled in front of her.
Her ranting and raving grew even more intense as he
immediately turned on his left blinker. He didn't like
pulling out in front of someone only to turn again, but
the heavy flow of traffic made it almost necessary. Mac
stopped in the road to turn left, holding up a long line
of cars behind him. As he waited for an opening, the woman
in the truck continued to yell, scream and pound on the
steering wheel. Finally, he was able to turn and, as he
did, he noticed the woman furiously rolling down her
window so she could yell at him when she went by. She
stuck her head out the window, her face hot with fury, and
opened her mouth to say something… but when she did her
false teeth flew out of her mouth, landing right in the
middle of the highway. Mac almost passed out from laughing.




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