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My Life Thus Far
I Got Off On An Exercise Bike!
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I feel fat. I feel big, tubby, rotund, overly large and
hippy (as in too much hips). I'm not upset about it. I'm
just realizing that I have let myself go beyond all reason
and it's time to reel myself back in. I accept that it'll
take some major work on my part to get back to where I was
and to then reach my goal, but I can do it. I know I can.
My horoscope today told me I was going to feel energetic
and healthy tomorrow. So, it's sure to happen! But, only
if I let it.
I woke up late, again today. I've got to start going to
bed at a decent hour, instead of these 2am and 3am
ridiculous bedtimes. Annie has been 2, 3, 4 minutes late
to school habitually lately and that needs to stop. Just
another one of the things I need to put on my "Improve
Myself" list. Get to bed on time, get up on time and get
Annie to school on time. So much self-improvement, so
little time.
The gym was good this morning. I wasn't really feeling up
to working out, but I discovered that the book I'm reading
fits perfectly in the book holder on my favorite
treadmill. This discovery made me very happy, because the
time flew by much faster, since I was distracted by a 15
year old German boy having an affair with a 36-year old
female SS guard in post-war Germany.
Work was pleasant enough. Nothing amazing happened, but I
can honestly say that whether work is busy or quiet, I
always have a good day. Maybe once or twice something
unpleasant happened, but I can't even think of an example
right now. I love my job. Today, a lady brought back one
of the robes from semi-annual and the moment I saw it, I
knew I wanted Gen to have it. It was just so soft and
squishy! I think she liked it. I bought myself a Sexy
Little Things caminegligee (it's somewhere between a
camisole and a negligee, but what it is exactly I'm not
sure, so I made up my own word)!
After work, I was feeling pretty good and since it was
still early, I decided to pick up the girls and take them
to the family friendly fitness center. It's great going
there in the evenings, because there's kind of a regular
crowd that comes and Annie has kids to play with. So,
while Annie and Kiki were playing, I rode the stationary
bike. The stationary bike isn't the most productive means
of burning calories (the elliptical is much better for
that), but the bike has it's own benefits (like a really
tight ass)! I also discovered another surprising benefit
of the bike...ORGASM! Okay, I didn't actually come, but I
got really close. There's just something about the motion.
The way the seat rubbed between my legs. I'm so horny! I
haven't gotten any in 3 weeks, which isn't barbaric, but
it isn't fun either. I just had to share that. I got off
on an exercise bike! How many girls can say that?
Gen came over after we both got off and we did vegan taco
night again. She brought over some Gilmore Girls DVDs and
we had a girl's night in thing. She's spending the night,
too. So, we're going to have a sleep over. It's so nice
having a good friend. Especially while Snookums (and Sam)
are gone. We're not nearly as lonely when we're together.
Okay. That's all I shall write for now. I'd rather be
chatting it up with Gen. Ciao.
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