Interrupted

My Life Thus Far
2006-07-20 03:39:53 (UTC)

My Vagina and Sandpaper

I'm not much in the mood for writing. I've got a bit of a
headache, but since I missed so many days last week, I
feel slightly obligated, so here goes...

I had a boring day. I went to the gym, spent a couple of
hours hanging with Gen, spent $110 on crap at Wal-mart
(new rugs and a clock for the bathroom, some cute sandals,
a CD I thought Dad might like and some pet odor removers
to help clean up Zeus' anger spots in my bedroom. He peed
under the rocking chair and under my bed and it's horribly
offensive to go into my sanctuary and smell the faintest
odor of cat stink).

After my gratuitous spending episode, I picked the girls
up from daycare/summer camp and came home. Wow. What an
exciting day. I'm not going to complain too much, though.
I enjoyed doing nothing (as I always do), I'm just a
little pessimistic because I've got a headache. I think
I'm premenstrual.

My vagina is sore. It feels like I had sex with a dildo
wrapped in sandpaper. My vagina and sandpaper shouldn't
even be in the same paragraph with each other, but that is
sincerely how my crotch feels. Snookums just couldn't seem
to get enough. I pretty much was done by the 2nd or 3rd
time. He fell asleep after 5 encounters. You know it's bad
when you're so raw that the warming lub BURNS!!!!!! like
battery acid. I'm glad Snookie had duty today. My poor,
delicate girl parts get a much needed break.

I need to put the girls to bed, then myself. Snookums got
me in bed and asleep by 11pm last night and I slept until
he woke me up at 5am (to make him toast), then I slept
some more, from 6am to 8am. I'm still tired. I've got a
lot of missed nights of sleep to make up for. Ciao until
tomorrow.




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