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My Life Thus Far
2005-12-24 06:57:02 (UTC)

The Fuck In The Park Idea

I'm really tired and not much in the mood for writing, but
it's a habit I've grown accustomed to doing, so let me
fill you in on my day; Snookums woke up bright eyed and
bushy tailed at 8am (even though we didn't go to bed until
well after midnight and he likes his 12 hours of sleep,
usually). He was very eager to open his anniversary
presents and he wanted me to open mine, so that's what we
did. I gave him the sweater and button down shirt I got
him from Old Navy and the sex book from Barnes and Noble.
He loved the ensemble, but it turned out the book (which
was wrapped due to questionable content) was the
Cosmopolitan magazine's version of the Kama Sutra. It was
definitely geared more towards college girls than to a
grown man, so we decided to take it back. Snookums gave me
a gift card to Victoria's Secret, which was impersonal,
but at least it was for a store I adore.

We headed out about 10am and went to the Family Pancake
House for breakfast, Barnes and Noble to return the kama
sutra book and then the mall, so I could hit up Victoria's
Secret. I ended up getting over $200 worth of panties,
perfume, lotions, a sweatshirt/pants/tank top outfit (from
the PINK line, soooo cute) and shimmering body spray. I
had a good day :)

We saw Fun With Dick and Jane. It was HILARIOUS! I wasn't
disappointed. Even Snookums thought it was funny and we
generally don't share the same humor. Dinner was nice. It
was crowded and we ended up at a center table in the midst
of the crowd, when we prefer a booth, but it was still
okay. Since today is our anniversary and I know my
incessant calorie counting drives Snookums crazy, I
decided that today would be the one day he didn't have to
hear or witness me keeping tabs on my caloric intake, so
it was a free-for-all. I don't feel the least bit guilty
about it though. I ate in moderation and I listened to my
body's cues when it was full. So, I have no contrition.

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Over dinner I casually mentioned to Snookums across the
table that I didn't have any panties on (this was for
practical reasons, not simply to turn him on. The skirt I
was wearing showed every little lump and bump and I didn't
want any VPL {visible panty lines}). I was wearing my
black lace garter belt with black hose, the "fuck me"
boots and one of the new tops I bought last night. I
looked good, if I do say so myself. Snookums jokingly
suggested that we park down at the waterfront and have sex
in the car. This was precisely what I had in mind, so
after we left Red Lobster we stopped at a Texaco station,
bought a pack of condoms and headed to the Silverdale
waterfront. Everything was going fine at first. Snookums
put his seat back, got comfortable and I strattled his
lap. I played with the bulge in his pants and he got hard
pretty quick. He lifted up my skirt, fingered me a little,
smacked my ass. He seemed to be getting into it, but once
we really got started, he became so preoccupied with
looking out the window, watching for police and the swat
team that he just couldn't enjoy himself. 5 minutes in and
he was as limp as a wet noodle. It was very disappointing.
I would have rathered him decline the fuck in the park
idea, then fuck it all up. Now when I think back on our
2nd anniversary I'll always remember the bad sex in the
parking lot, instead of a naughty stolen moment in the
park. Damn. I had to settle for getting fucked from behind
(while I played with myself) when we got home. Not exactly
anything new.

I've long since come to accept that no matter how kinky,
how dirty or how adventurous my husband tries to convince
me and himself that he is. He'll always be a stanch
conservative in disguise. I'm far more explorative and
inquisitive than he is. Simply because I'm at least
willing to try things he's dead-set against ever
attempting. It's a little frustrating, because the things
that get him off don't work for me. I think I'm going to
have to learn to please myself in more imaginative ways
and accept that the reverse missionary position is the
most variety I'm going to get with Snookums. Don't get me
wrong, I love him and the sex isn't always mediocre, but
more often than not, it is. He did let me put a vibrator
up his ass while I gave him head last week (something he
said he'd NEVER allow) so I guess that's a start.

Well, I'm going to bed now. I've had a long day. Tomorrow
I'm just going to chill and enjoy the comforts of home and
my new PINK loungewear. Ciao.




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