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My Life Thus Far
2005-10-22 04:27:28 (UTC)

Chauvinistic DICKHEAD

Snookums; The love of my life, the man of my dreams, my
partner in life, and all those other lovely thoughts,
PISSED me off SO much this afternoon! It all started
around 12:45pm. He called to say he was on his way home.
Annie's parent/teacher conference was at 2pm, so I knew we
were in for a rush. I tried to be ready to go when he got
here, I'd even laid out his clothes and made him lunch
(steamed vegetables with pasta and southwestern blackened
chicken with tequila lime sauce). I knew he was tired from
duty, but I was trying to ward off the crankies I knew
would eventually come if he didn't eat.

The meeting with Annie's teacher went well. We showed up
about 10 minutes late, but thankfully she didn't notice. I
didn't hear anything about Annie that I wasn't expecting
to hear. She talks too much at times. She forgets to raise
her hand. She gets distracted. But other than that,
everything else was positive. All of her test results are
above state requirements for her grade level and she's
advancing well in class. As a reward for her doing better
in class than she did last school year, we stopped in the
school library (they had a scholastic book fair going on)
and we got her 3 new books. One of them is a picture
dictionary that has the picture and the name of over 800
common words. I know it will improve her vocabulary and
word recognition by leaps and bounds.

When we all got home, Snookums planted himself on the
couch and turned on the television. This was at 3:30pm,
it's now 9pm and he hasn't done anything else (other than
eat dinner) but here is what I did:

* Washed and dried the baby's laundry
* Cooked dinner (grilled chicken in cream sauce, brown
rice, and sauteed summer squash and zuccini)
* Fed the baby dinner
* Carved a pumpkin with Annie (he just didn't want to)
* Gave the baby her bedtime bottle (she was crying. He
crammed a binky in her mouth and dropped her into the
playpen. She cried more)
* Got the baby ready for bed
* Roasted the pumpkin seeds from Annie's pumpkin for her
before-bed snack (I offered him some, he tossed them onto
the coffee table and told me to give them to Annie, he
didn't want them)
* Read Annie a story (she asked him to, but he said he was
too busy. Doing what? Scratching his nutsack and digging
his boxers out of his ass?)
* I have not yet, but will when I'm done, do the dinner
dishes, because dinner was 4 hours ago and he still hasn't
done them (his ONLY job) But I despise dinner dishes
staying in the sink overnight, so I'll do them myself.
I've lived in tropical locations most of my life and food
left in the sink is an open invitation for cockroaches the
size of VW Beetles to greet you for breakfast the next
morning.

NEWSFLASH: Snookums removed himself from the coach...To
get himself a bowl of cereal. Apparently, my dinner wasn't
enough for him. I love my husband, but either I'm in an
extraordinarilly shitty mood today, or he's actually being
a chauvinistic dickhead and I'm not overreacting. He
actually moved dirty dishes to make room on the counter
for his cereal bowl. I've never hated him more. I was
going to have sex with him (I cut him off 3 weeks ago, I
just haven't felt like it and I can only fake it
convincingly for so long) but no sex for him tonight.

Well, I'm going to go do the dishes so the cockroaches
don't invade my home. Are there cockroaches in Washington?
I've never seen one, but there's a first for everything.

YET ANOTHER NEWSFLASH: Dickhead just came and said
goodnight! At 9:18pm, without doing the dishes. I wish I
could think of a wicked, vindictive way of getting even
with him, but my mind doesn't work that way. Any
suggestions?

DISCLAIMER: TO ANYONE WHO IS POISED TO SEND ME FEEDBACK ON
HOW I SHOULD LOVE AND HONOR MY HUSBAND AT ALL TIMES, SHOVE
IT UP YOUR ASS AND SMOKE IT. I LOVE MY HUSBAND. ALWAYS
HAVE, ALWAYS WILL. JUST NOT RIGHT NOW. MIND YOUR OWN
FUCKING BUSINESS, AND HAVE A GREAT LIFE. THANK YOU.




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