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My Life Thus Far
Fabulous Sex, Aren't You Jealous
Usually, since I've written already today I'd just wait
until tomorrow morning to write again, but I just
experienced something so marvelous that I had to document
it for all of eternity. Snookums and I had the absolute,
most spectacular, earth shaking, ground moving sex we've
EVER had. We've probably had sex thousands of times, but
tonight was the best by far. He probably wouldn't approve
of me writing this for all of the world to read, but who
cares, it's just sex. Everyone has done it, will do it, or
use to do it. No big deal. Yesterday Snookums rented a
couple of porns (not something he usually does, he did
when he was single) and I think he picked up a few
pointers. I'm not going to go into graphic detail, but it
was fabulous. He was dripping with sweat, I was dripping,
I was screaming, biting the pillow and cussing. I'm
surprised we didn't wake up the kids. I didn't realize it
until we were finished and out of the shower, but we'd
left our bedroom window wide open for all of the
neighborhood to hear. We live around mostly stuck-up,
tight-assed old people, so I'm sure we've given them
something to talk about over their next game of bridge.
The sex was so good we had to strip the bed, because there
was no way I was going to sleep in what was left on it.
Once again, I won't go into great detail. May I just say
that I have NEVER and I probably will never again have sex
as good as I have had August 22, 2005 at 8pm-9pm. I'm
going to go for now. My knees are weak, my hands are
shaking and every muscle feels like it's made of angel
hair pasta. I'm going to go watch Oprah. That will really
top off a good night.
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