AmazinSex

Awesome Sex Stories
2004-02-01 22:59:22 (UTC)

A GUYS PERSPECTIVE ON SEXUAL MATTERS

1. BEING PASSIVE - Don't let him undress you and himself.
Just help him a little bit: like making the first step.
Just because we are men it doesn't mean that we must do all
the work.


2. WEARING JEANS OR TIGHT PANTS - It takes time to take off
these kind of clothes. Every second counts. Remember one
thing: the more time you got, the more rounds you got, and
the more rounds you got the more satisfied you get.

3. GOING DOWN HALFWAY - Once you start going down, don't
stop at the belly button, keep going or just don't go past
the neck at all.

4. CHOCKING HIS CHICKEN - Men feel pain, we are not as
tough as you think. No man has a leather dick. You got to
be smooth with the dick. Pulling it too hard doesn't make
us feel horny, it hurts even though we don't tell you.


5. LICKING HIS EAR TOO MUCH - It's just the same as a dog
licking a bitches ass.

6. MOANING LIKE A RUNNER THAT NEEDS AIR - Better moan with
style girls cause men love to make fun of girls who can't
moan like movie stars. Try not to make much noise when you
exhale.

7. SCRATCHING HIS BACK - We don't need no autographs,
girls. It does not feel good at all. Depend on the length
of nail and how deep you dig them in our backs so keep your
nails in you pockets please. If you feel the need to
scratch a boys back, either grip the hell out of the sheets
or the headboard.

8. LETTING YOUR HAIR FALL IN HIS FACE - Men need air, they
breath.

9. JUMPING ON HIPS TO HARD - A man is not a horse so please
take it easy unless you got a big booty to take care of the
landing.

10. SCREAMING TO LOUD WHEN YOU CUM - Are you crazy? Do you
want us to get caught by your parents? Or do you just love
seeing me jump through the window butt naked.

11. KEEP YORSELF CLEAN! - Everyone knows that fish is the
smell. But we don't have to be smelling it when you take
your panties off. Please warn us if you haven't freshened
up. And nobody wants to suck on salty dirty titties. Men
aren't the only ones who sweat. And we sure don't want you
smellin like you work at a fish market either. Make sure
your ass is clean!!! No man wants to eat off a dirty plate.

12. MAKE SURE YOUR FEET ARE IN CHECK - Every man has a
certain turn on, everything on a woman must be perfect,
thats how we like it. Do not, I repeat do not get in bed
with us with your feet looking like you were walking bare
foot on toxic waste. You know what I am talking about, nail
polish coming off halfway, smelly as hell, uneven toenails,
soles feeling like sandpaper. Its hard to perform good
foreplay with that. And don't even think about asking us to
suck your toes when they look like they have been beaten
with a sledge hammer(ugly)and we are not to fonder of
unpolished toes either. We like them soft, pretty, and
tasty looking.

13. GIVING HEAD - Don't use your teeth!

14. AFTER SEX BROADCASTING - Don't go bragging to your
friends saying that you have us so called "whipped" its not
cool at all, especially when his friends are around. If a
man is "whipped" he won't admit it.

15. KEEP IT REAL - When you're at the point of breaking up,
don't wait until then to tell us we didn't knock it right.
You know damn well we had you climbing the walls and
walking on air.

16. SHAVING YOUR AREAS- Please shave the "BUSH" and
underarms cuz that is just not attractive. Guys don't like
walking through a rain forrest..ok..So fade it, shape it,
wax it. w/e.. Just keep it nice and low

Is any of this right, if so, tell me!




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